First of December
Comes around this time each year
A month of madness
Christmas lights, songs and jumpers
Every single festive day
Humbug it sure is
I like the lights on dark nights
Brightens up the sky
But all the rest is clap trap
Sleigh bells, snowflakes tosh, tosh, tosh
Christmas Eve and Day
Torrid festive party time
Spend, spend, spend too much
A holiday of excess
Roll on January One
