A middle aged man from Dundee
Was always needing to pee
When he went out in the car
He couldn’t go far
Without finding a WC
George didn’t like the rain
He found he’d got a broken drain
His wife nagged him to put it right
But all he would say is ‘yes I might’
Now George’s wife is living in Spain
Frank felt lost when his telly broke
He was a very lazy kind of bloke
Sitting all day and watching TV
He wondered why he had a poorly knee
It’s now keep fit Frank since his doc said he just might croak
