I won a raffle prize last week
A carvery for one
Not two or three or four
But one, a solitary fare
I know I shouldn’t grumble
Free pub grub just for one
How tight is that, they didn’t want
To give that prize
To claim my prize for one
I walked down to the pub
Packed with pairs and families
Having lots of food and fun
I got my beef and veggies
With a massive Yorkshire pud
Lots of gravy too
I didn’t want to sit alone, who would
I thanked them for their generous prize
And left with plate in hand
My dogs were waiting just outside
And devoured this meal for one!
