Volcanology should only be practiced
Out in open countryside
It’s not at all safe to try inside
And never in the laboratory
The famous Professor Hector Peach
And his no good famulus Pete
Were often disputatious
On important volcanic matters init
Instead of listening
And taking notes
Pete was heard to say
Yada, yada, yada
On Sundays the prof had another job
As priest in his local community
His lab was also the presbytery
But still a deadly laboratory
Before he left for church
Professor Peach
Had elucidated
To Pete which buttons to press
On the profs new instant volcano machine
Poor Pete just didn’t listen
Or maybe couldn’t care less, too late
Cos now he’s eight miles high lighting up the evening sky
