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Poetry 365 – Day 232 (How I Love Pilates)

How I love Pilates
A relaxing thing to do
During lunch or after work
Me and my mate Drew

Twice a week
We join the class
Twisting, turning
And tightening our ass

Alignment, breathing
Developing the core
It was going well
Till I went through the door

I tripped over the cat
Some idiot had brought their pussy
I hit the mat
Then it all went fuzzy

Drew helped me out
She took me down the pub
For some wine, gin and tonic
And a pile of good grub


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